Dear Starbucks,

I know we don’t talk very much, which by the way is not my fault you just don’t seem very interested in what I have to say. But I am going to be frank tonight. Every night I get off work around 3am and all I can think about is how good an Iced Carmel Macchiato would taste right now. So I was thinking, how about a 24 hour starbucks?

I mean really what is better than getting a drunk person really wide awake at 3am before they drive home from a bar? What about all of the nice people like me who are not affected by caffeine and just need something nice to drink on their way home from a hectic day of serving morons martinis? This is a win win situation that I think you need to consider.

Oh and don’t forget that Tim Horton’s and Dunkin Donut’s are totally taking all of your would be night time customers. Don’t let them step up on you like that.

Love,

Me.

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